#17 First times!
[after having sex for first time]
HER: was that not the best thing ever?
ME: *remembering when my car hit 42069 miles* its up there for sure
— The Dogfather (@matt___nelson) May 25, 2015
#18 It make me believe that it’s going to be very rough!
Me: Netflix & chill?
[later that night]
Her: so you don't have Netflix?
Me [pulling out 20 condoms]: I don't have chill either
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) September 15, 2015
#19 I mean yes, cum as much as you can people!
#20 How long is it gonna take?
When he putting the condom on and you just waiting there like 😂 pic.twitter.com/yGzpiaWidW
— aj (@ReaIAaron) May 19, 2016
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