#13 I can feel you, man! My sympathies are with you.
Cake is better than sex because I can remember the last time I had cake.
— Boyfriend Material ツ (@TheRolo) May 15, 2014
#14 That is rude. Wait, that is really rude!
*has sex with you*
*declines your FB friend request*
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) September 3, 2014
#15 Confusing scenarios, is it?
girl your body is a temple. but it’s the water temple from Zelda so once I’m in there I have no idea what to do
— lawblob (@lawblob) June 10, 2013
#16 Such an innocent kid!