#5 Remember the blue fictional character? Yes, yes, he was fast!
[trying not to think about Sonic The Hedgehog during sex]
Her: faster! faster!
Me: oh god no
— Cool Eric (@OBiiieeee) October 23, 2014
#6 Is it the best way to end s#x?
#7 Well that escalated quite quickly!!
woops did i leave both of my bowling trophies in my hands during sex again that's embarrassing
— chuuch (@ch000ch) September 1, 2014
#8 What are the odds of you having s#x with Tom Cruise?