Quick And Dirty Riddles That Will Stump Even Your Smartest Friends

Well, it is not the riddles which are dirty, it is your dirty mind and I am in no mood to explain why. You know it deep damn inside. If any doubt, just go through these riddles and categorize yourself on the basis of what comes in your mind first.

 You must learn these quick riddles!

1. You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me. What am I?

Your phone. Well, they’re not literally dirty riddles 😉

2. What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?



3. I start with a “v” and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I?

Her voice.

4. I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?

Your nose. Such confusing riddles.



5. What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s dress?


6. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

A tent.